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история, которую можно слушать бесконечно:


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в голове я уже вижу, как приглашенный на их свадьбу Лука с удовольствием пересказывает ее на банкете.

Why was Timothée late, you ask?
SIDE NOTE–

When I was at the Variety’s 10 Actors to Watch event today:

Timothée was significantly late (I held by breath so long I turned blue) and when he finally did show up he said something like, “I am so so sorry, no lie, there is literally a dog parade happening down the street. I’m not even kidding it held us up–”

and without missing a beat Kumail Nanjiani, who was also by some divine miracle in attendance, goes, “Why is that always your excuse? There’s always a dog parade when you’re late! Pick something different next time!”
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парад ретриверов, ага.